Dozen of film miracles.

Year: 2007

1. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.

2. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

3. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick’s Day parade - at any time of the year.

4. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

5. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.

6. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

7. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

8. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

9.  When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.10.  If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.

11. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. 12. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.


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